Moos is a philosophy.

Moos is a way of life.

Moos is a multi-faceted adjective.

Moos is somebody’s last name.

Moos is a good thing.

Moos is a bad thing.

Moos is the Alpha and the Omega.

Moos is so moos.

Really, though - enough of this poetic nonsense.  Moos is a word to be used like any other.  The trick is to make it work for you - to integrate it into your vocabulary for best use.

There are really no rules for how to use moos in a sentence, though the truth is the word does have a reputation for leaning towards the negative.

For example, when expressing “That’s moos” - rarely is the connotation positive.  Generally, something “moos” is something bad.  There’s no real explanation for this phenomenon, though many practitioners of moos will argue that the word’s guttural sound lends itself easily to the dark side.

That said, I would never discourage anyone from using moos in a positive sense.  More on that point in a future post.

Hence the Moos Blog.

I am a man on a mission, folks.  No more waiting around for lazy people to draw pictures of the moosies.  It’s time to get rolling on what might become my most exciting life project.

Let’s be clear about this:

The goal of this blog is to spread the word of Moos.  The Gospel of Moos, if you will.  Someday, I’d like to be in a casual public setting only to overhear the utterance of this powerful word.  “Moos.”

For those of you who are new to moos - which, according to my calculations is currently 6,706,993,152 minus 36 - the word is easy to use and simple to pronounce (”moe’s”).  I’m not going to get into anything too complex for now, and there is so much to cover in the many posts to come.

For now, just start playing with this lovely little word.  Moos for life!